Flannery Bullshit now moves to Cattle Farting Control

Tim Flannery conman of carbonTim Flannery failed Nostradamus of taxpayer funded Australia climate change, engineer to government on carbon tax, now has a home for his proven bullshit. Again taxpayer funded he is engineering control for farting cattle polluting the atmosphere, yes on your money…

The Story:

GENETICALLY modifying cows so they burp and fart less – that’s one of 40 initiatives to reduce emissions being considered by the cattle and sheep industry.

Researchers are investigating the merits of selective breeding to alter the genetic makeup of certain breeds of cows and sheep.

The new breeds would produce less methane in a bid to reduce the impact of farming on the environment.

The research is part of 100 initiatives, dubbed Target100, aimed at delivering sustainable cattle and sheep farming by 2020.

Tim Flannery Enviroment fiction engineerEnvironmentalist Tim Flannery, who has signed on as the face of the initiative, says sustainability is vital for the long-term survival of the farming industry.

“Our impact on the environment can be very severe in the agricultural and grazing sectors,” he said before the launch of Target100.

“We know historically some of the disasters that have happened, species lost, soil degradation and water degradation and so on.”

Bulldust by phoneBut limiting the flatulent expulsion of methane gases not only has a positive impact on the environment, but also increases productivity of the animals.

“Methane is a waste,” Mr Flannery said.

“The energy that the cows produce in methane, could have got into producing meat.”

Some individual cows in a herd would produce less methane than others, meaning producers could breed from those and produce a less methane-rich herd.

“It’s just like you would do if you had some cows that produced more meat and less bone. Farmers have been doing that for years,” he said.

“All they’re doing is turning their attention to methane.”

Almost half of the 100 initiatives to improve sustainability in farming deal with gas emissions, and include investigating the development of microbes that will help suppress methane production, finding bacteria to metabolise methane and better managing manure.

Another platform of the project is giving consumers an opportunity to learn more about how their beef and lamb is produced.

“Australian cattle and sheep farmers are caretakers of nearly half Australia’s landmass and their profitability depends upon the health of the land,” chef Justin North said.

“They are natural environmentalists who want to leave the land in better condition for future generations.”

People can go to www.target100.com.au to ask questions, receive regular updates, voice their opinions and get simple tips on being more sustainable at home.

Story source – Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/genetically-modified-cows-could-fart-less/story-e6frfku0-1226311393191#ixzz1qNjK9S3d

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Queensland Country Life newspaper in bed making babies with LNP

Fairfax Media’s hitman forQueensland, Cameron Thompson, editor of the Queensland Country Life newspaper has launched a broadside at Bob Katter, telling him to keep out of Liberal National Party territory.

Since Cameron took the helm, QCL circulation has dipped like Juliar Gillard’s popularity poll.

Cameron Thompson, a longtime critic of any political party other than the Liberals, got his orders a month ago from the LNP HQ to formally discredit Katters Australian Party, a talent he has been honing since the formation of KAP.

He used the front page (March 15) on this occasion to blame Katter for allowing Coal Seam Gas miners onto private property. He wrote that Katter as Mines Minister in 1989 introduced the legislation allowing miners on to farm property. What poor Cameron doesn’t know is that most title deeds have reserved all mineral and petroleum deposits to the Crown. Katter had nothing to do with this 100 year old entitlement.

Cameron should have looked at how many amendments have been made to the Mineral Resources Act since 1989.

Thompson is well known in LNP social circles for gripping the goat, and has shared many a festive board celebration with the pillars of the big end of town inGeorge St,Brisbane.

He was taught to be cautious, but his latest tirade against Bob Katter has drooped to lower proportions than an octogenarian’s appendage.

Maybe he has an underdeveloped complex about this and is in need of a viagra quick fix?

Or maybe Cameron is fantasizing that he is punishing the KAP for spilling the beans on former Brisbane Mayor and hero Campbell Newman who has an affinity for telling one group one thing then telling another bunch of hopefuls another like his support for same sex marriage.

Really, when it is all said and done,Campbelldid say he supported gay marriage, and most grippers or the QCL readership would not warm to that statement.

So is Cameron trying to retrieve the irretrievable?

He forgets Katter has 40 years experience inQueenslandpolitics and has never been defeated at an election, in spite of various electoral frauds being committed.

The KAP policies have been formulated in an effort to undo the damage caused to ruralAustraliaby the Liberals’ freetrading policies which have decimated all agricultural industries, particularly dairy farmers.

Being a reporter on a rural newspaper one would think Cameron has some nous about these industries, but he just parrots the lines given to him by the LNP.

It is a sad day because people want change and not a continuation of ALP policies that the LNP will give us.

Cameron should have looked at how many amendments have been made to the Mineral Resources Act since 1989.

The LNP has refused to repeal the ALP’s hated Vegetation Management Act, because Opposition Leader Jeff Seeney (Peter Beattie’s unofficial cousin) said too many land owners had been fined under the act. It is here to stay, he said.

Years ago an astute bushman once said, “The C_ _ _ of a Life paper is just the unofficial organ of the National Party.

“If you want to find out what’s going on in the bush listen to the ABC.”

By

Robert J Lee

Australian Executive Decission

Dear employees,

As the CEO of this organisation. I have resigned myself to the fact that Julia Gillard is our Prime Minister, and that our insurance costs, taxes, and government fees have increased and obviously will continue to increase in a BIG way after the carbon tax is introduced. This is the Labour way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by at least 10 percent.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off 60 employees.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here, and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did.

I walked through our parking lot and found 60 bumper stickers displayed on employee’s cars, saying either “Vote Labour”, “Kevin 07” or “Bring in Carbon Tax”.

The board has decided the owners of these cars are the ones we will let go.

We can’t think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change… and now they are getting it..

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

The Boss.

 

Patriot Australian Executive Decision

Patriot Australian Executive Decision

Dear employees,

As the CEO of this organisation. I have resigned myself to the fact that Julia Gillard is our Prime Minister, and that our insurance costs, taxes, and government fees have increased and obviously will continue to increase in a BIG way after the carbon tax is introduced. This is the Labour way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by at least 10 percent.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off 60 employees.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here, and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did.

I walked through our parking lot and found 60 bumper stickers displayed on employee’s cars, saying either “Vote Labor”, “Kevin 07” or “Bring in Carbon Tax”.

The board has decided the owners of these cars are the ones we will let go.

We can’t think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change… and now they are getting it..

I will see the rest of you at the annual Christmas company picnic.

The Boss.